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lethal injection

A euphemism for "putting people to sleep" which is a euphemism for "putting people down" which is a euphemism for "killing people"

A patethic attempt by the american government to "dress up" execution to make it seem like something good and humane. They think that if they make a bit of a ceremony out of killing people its okay to do it. Really just a big power trip for governers to make them feel they are great. Also greatly pushed by conservative bastards whose main worry is its cost-effectiveness that it wont take too much money away from corporate welfare.

Supposedly provides "peace of mind" to the family of the condemned's victims. If the governor happens to be a good man and clears death row the families go crying on the Oprah show about how hurt they were that they spared his life.
Anyone who is even the slightest bit dissapointed that ANYONE was spared of their life is the spawn of satan, and the fuckheads who can stare at a camera and hold their wives hand and say with a cold voice "We have decided that the best solution for this man is lethal injection" are cold evil bastards.

If the condemned doesnt fall asleep when they inject him he lays there awake with the power of his muscles gently slipping away making him unable to breathe and slowly suffocate. How about we give those lethal injection pushers a little taste of their own medicine and after 5 minutes give them the antidote and then ask them how they like it?
Good morning Sir, how would you like to die today? Lethal injection?? *big smile* heres a brochure of how its done, I promise it wont hurt.

Governor: Hey, look at me, I had fifty people put to sleep this year, wow I really do kick ass.

Ireland is a great country, this shit is banned by the constitution.
by towel401 October 4, 2004
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incense for the soul

Another name for joint, blunt, spliff, etc., ...

Related to buddhism where incense would be burned to give praise to the ancestors. During herbal meditation, the body is the temple, and lighting a spliff is incense for the soul, centering your body and bringing yourself closer to Jah.
Dude, this is not a death stick, it is incense for the soul!
by Poha April 17, 2003
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Incensed

Incensed (v): To be inundated with incense.
"I walked into that hippy's house and totally got incensed, I thought I was gonna choke."
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Lithium injections

A awesome band, some might say that they are the best band on earth. Very many people know about this band and you should be one of them!
"Lithium Injections" the best band ever
songs:rrracoon and many other songs to follow.
by lithium band June 18, 2010
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Alternative Energy Incentives

Hey, I just gave an Alternative Energy Incentives-- good thing it wasn't OTEC.
by The Resolution December 22, 2008
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incentivize

Verb, apparently. American version of the much simpler root word "incent".

Why they can't seem to cope with this much simpler word, I don't know.. obviously doesn't sound important enough.
From dictionary.com (yes, that's right, it's listed - to make matters worse, their definition of "incent" says, "to incentivize"):

"This bill will help incentivize everybody to solve that part of the problem” (Richard A. Gephardt)."

How absurd is that. Gah.
by Grammar Police Sgt Killgore October 15, 2004
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Kiwi ingenuity

Trying to make a stupid idea sound clever
Andrew: I think Australia is the best country in the world.

Gary: No, you're wrong. New Zealand is the best country in the world because we have great coffees, the All Blacks, a motorway which is always congested and a housing crisis.

Andrew: What's the cost of living like?

Gary: It's great. We pay world price for milk, butter and cheese even though we produce it. When it comes to pay, we get New Zealand wages.

Andrew: Sounds like Kiwi ingenuity to me.
by MrSchnobBlack October 27, 2017
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