dutch oven

The dark abyss of bed covers in witch there are insane amounts of ass air waiting to suffocate the next nearest victim.

Man I cooked the craziest dutch oven ever and nearly made my friend pass out. :)

by Schiz October 16, 2008

PreHeated Oven

Having your woman eat lots of hot or spicy food with the intentions of anal intercourse later in the evening. A woman can tell when she is prepped and ready by the warmth of her flatulence instead of the odor.

Dave noticed Sally force down two ghost peppers, he was excited to feel the warmth of her PreHeated Oven later tonight.

by BraHn September 1, 2013

Dutch Oven

The act of releasing a disgusting, rank fart underneath the covers while forcing your partner to ingest the nauseating fumes often times causing them to throw up and/or lose conciousness, while your head above the covers is safe from the stench.

While Tina and I were in bed last night, I was in a joking mood and decided to dutch oven her. At first she was very upset but then she began to vomit violently because of the nasty fumes.

by 101882 January 1, 2009

toaster oven

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

Preheat the oven

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus

I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!

by Big bangs September 7, 2010

toaster oven

A molecular re-arrangement device which transforms bread into toast and makes other types of animal's flesh/vegetation slightly more suseptable to being consumed.

a small oven.

put some bread into the toaster oven and watch it become toast in a matter of seconds.

by f April 16, 2004

french oven

When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.

I made my dick tent into a french oven.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003