impaction

A fecal impaction is a large mass of dry, hard stool that can develop in the rectum due to chronic constipation. This mass may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. Watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the mass and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea. Slang synonym - hardcap.

My impaction was so bad I had to see a doctor to have it removed.

by Resedo August 12, 2009

impisticated

a word that Grayson Dolan made up in the "Re-Watching Old Videos On Our Channel" video on the Dolan Twins Youtube channel that is supposed to be intelligent

"That's just a more impisticated way of saying it."

by someteengirl January 31, 2018

fozzy bear impression

When getting a blowjob from a girl continue to force her head forward at a generous rate of speed thus causing a "wokka..wokka...wokka" noise

I had that girl doing her best "fozzy bear impression" last night

by The Fozzy October 21, 2010

Impromptune

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

by K-Bear June 5, 2015

implosation

When you eat something that explodes your insides.

"yo this nigga's implosation is wack!"

by iNut2Mei March 25, 2018

Impenstein

A person who is being BEYOND impish. An Imp is usually defined as a small mischievous devil or sprite. Impenstein can be used as an insult to how another person is acting. An Impenstein is usually doing something stupid or bad. The word can also just be used if you are angry at another person.

You impenstein, thats a horrible idea.
Stop being an impenstein.
Stop spawn camping you impenstein!

by bruhenir July 3, 2019

impignorate

Inserting a penis inside a pig and thereby making it pregnant with a pigman baby

Guy: "Omg Cleetus totally impignorated a pig last night!"
Girl: "Wait, you've never impignorated a pig?"
Guy: "Huh? No uh... People do that?"
Girl: "Are you seriously telling me that you've never impignorated a pig?! What's next, are you gonna tell me you're gay?! Are you a faggot, Billy?"
Billy: "What?! No! I just haven't found the right pig I guess..."
Girl: "I'll tell you what Billy, tonight we're gonna go out with the boys and find you a plump little piggy to impignorate. How's that sound?!"
Billy: "Okay cool! I can't wait!"

by Maoraw March 9, 2021