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jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-
person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess
by joji September 24, 2016
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Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.
Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
by GreyVlk September 4, 2020
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Isabella

This person is the strongest person you will ever meet. She is loyal, caring, and tenacious. A real diamond amongst the coal. She is basically born wifey material. She isn't like basic girls who cry for no reason. She is a realist when approaching situations. If you get on her bad side, she will probably cut you off for a bit, but she can never ever stay mad. Just give it time. She is good at getting over the bridge quickly. When she loves, she gives her all and does a lot for her significant other. She is shy at first, and can be awkward but that's only because she doesn't want to make a bad impression. If you catch her being weird, you know she's comfortable. Everyone will first notice her nice, innocent layer, but be good to her and she will express her baddie side. She is approachable, easy to be friends with. Believe me when you've known her for a while she will stick with you no matter what. She can be stubborn, but will ease off her pride for her loved ones. You'd be lucky to come across a girl like Isabella
"Do you know Isabella?"
"Yeah she's really cool!"
by MegaVegasLife May 26, 2016
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Isaac

Isaac is one of the strongest people you will ever meet. Physically and mentally. One of his biggest strengths and weaknesses is his big heart. Hands down, one of the naturally brightest and most intelligent beings you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. You won't ever hear yourself saying he was wrong, because it's so rare that he is wrong and that is because he chooses his words wisely and only speaks on what he knows to be true, and does not have any problems admitting he doesnt know something. He can light up a room with his laugh, or he can make grown men piss their pants. He is completely oblivious whenever a woman likes him. Hes a guy you can literally tell anything,and you wont feel judged or embarrassed. There's not one person in this world he cant make laugh. Not one. He is also very wise. He's been on top of the world, and to the bottom of the depths of hell. If you ever meet an Isaac, he will be the best friend you've ever had and will be there for life. It takes 10 people to equal what he would be willing to do for you. Dont take his friendship and love for granted,for if you do, you'll regret it for the rest of your life because you'll never have another one like him. We need more people like Isaac in the world,but only there is nobody else like him and being rare makes him that much more desirable!
Guy#1: Man, so what happened last night? You look fucked up!

Guy # 2: You know ISAAC right? Well he beat my ass and then cleaned me up, and sat me down and talked to me like he was my brother.. I actually kind of glad that he did.

Guy #1: You're HAPPY he kicked you ass?! What the fuck?

Guy #2 : Look bro, I fucked up, and have been fucking up. He was right and I took the advice he gave me and now me and my girl are back together and I'm ready to be better.

Guy# 1: wow.. maybe I should call ISAAC and have him kick my ass or somethin
by Poptart01 July 1, 2019
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Sir, this is a Wendy's

When someone goes off about something unrelated or starts ranting and you just couldn't care less.
Person A: "I'm a beautiful friend, so friend don't hate me. Maybe if you get rid of that old Yeah butt haircut, you'll get some complaints on the yo-yo dick. Oh, and even better, Tanisha will call your dog's ass if she stops having sex with the brain surgeon or lawyer she's having sex with. friend"

Person B: " Sir, this is a Wendy's. "
by BigMadBaby February 8, 2021
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Isabel

Isabel an amazing person, has a really pretty name, and is a beautiful girl! You will admire her right when you see her. Her laugh is adorable, everyone wants her laugh! She is that kind of person that laughs and then makes you have to laugh. She is adorable, pretty, funny, and doesn't care if you have a weird laugh, or may not be the most popular kid in school, you could have a weird shaped nose, but she doesn't be friends with you for what you look like! She is always a kind, and trusting person. She is the most Amazing girl!
"Wow I need a Isabel by me right now!"
by sophie woofie November 11, 2014
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Isabel

Isabel's are the nicest people you could ever meet. They put others before themselves and give the best hug ever!! They comfort you and will always be there for you. They love spending time with their friends and are really genuine. Isabel's are always ready to try news things. They're pretty, creative and smart. If you know an Isabel you're a very very lucky person!
Random: I need a hug :(

You: Quick lets find Isabel!
by Ilovewatermelonmorethanyou September 11, 2013
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