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iPorn-ing

Verb. To engage in sexual activity while watching porn on an iPad.
James: Look at that couple on that balcony, they're totally iporn-ing!
by Mepa February 9, 2010
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ipod-hermit

Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.
I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him.
by MattyPatty123 February 7, 2009
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iPod nano

Satan in an itty bitty plastic, music-playing body.
Last night I sat on my iPod Nano. It cracked in half and then this demon popped out and ate my soul.
by Sawomantha December 28, 2005
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ipod

ADVANTAGES:

1. Can be dropped several times on concrete and still work just fine.

2. Charges quickly and lasts a long time on one charge (up to a day)

3. Click wheel is very responsive and easy to use.

4. Has cool accessories.

5. Large, bright display.

6. Cool features.

DISADVANTAGES:

1. Attracts robbers.

2. Battery costs a crapload of money to replace.

3. Expensive as hell.

4. Scratches Easily so you have to buy a case ($15-$50) to protect it.
IPODs do suck in a way, but they're not that bad!
by chicagophanatic December 10, 2006
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iPod Facebooker

Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone.
Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on facebook?
Person 2: Jack's a ipod facebooker, that's why.
by notoriouskimmerz June 23, 2009
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iPodikkah

When your iPod displays a red sliver of battery and could die any minute, but it lasts until you can get to a charger
Guy 1: DUDE I HAVE A SLIVER OF BATTERY LEFT! I'LL NEVER FINISH THIS SONG!!

Guy 2: Don't worry, man. Maybe you'll have an iPodikkah.
by xpaperheartsx September 26, 2007
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iPod Snob

1. A person that looks down on you because you have substantially fewer songs than them.

2. A person that riducules you for the type of music that is loaded on your iPod.
Trish: "Dude, you only have 346 songs on your Pod. What is wrong with you?"

Jim: Trish, you are such an iPod snob! But I still would do you.

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Fred: Holy crap! Did you see Dan had Bee Gees, Neil Diamond, and Cher loaded on his Pod? Is he a freakin' chick! Although I am envious that he has 3,346 songs.

Dan: Give me that you iPod snob, I loaded those for my girlfriend!
by spicy elmo November 7, 2009
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