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florida sprinkler

The sexual act of filling any hole of a human with orange juice before inserting either a dick or strap-on and thrusting so that orange juice splashes everywhere resembling a garden sprinkler or fire sprinkler.
She finally let me give her the florida sprinkler.
by modrtow March 14, 2016
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Florida Pizzaroll

When you put pizza rolls in a girls ass and eat them out.
Stephanie took the Florida Pizzaroll like a champ
by 420pizzarolleater69 November 4, 2016
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florida flood

When taking a dump and your pants are at you ankles and the person in the cubicle next to you pisses under the wall all over your trousers.
dude. what happened? your pants are all wet?
yeah, I was taking a shit and next thing someone florida flood-ed me. fucker.
by smasha314 August 31, 2017
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Florida Freshener

When you buttfuck a girl in a chlorinated pool.
I gave a girl the Florida Freshener last night.
by Badaducci March 15, 2019
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Florida Sweetbreads

Floating human shit found in a natural body of water like a lake, river or ocean that was intentionally released from someone’s bowels.
I hung my ass over the pier and dropped some Florida sweetbreads.

We were swimming in the river and we dropped some Florida sweetbreads to keep the gators fed.

I was boogie boarding and pretty sure I surfed past some Florida sweetbreads.

We were boating all day and I dropped a few Florida sweetbreads through the day off the side.
by Dick Onchin October 18, 2020
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florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours
Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."
by Kevin Haas January 9, 2009
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Florida Foot

It's when a person, usually a woman or older person, uses his or her foot to kick open a car door. It happens mostly in SUV type cars where the person will have to step down.
Don't park next to Midred's spot unless you want a door ding. She uses the Florida Foot.

Oh here comes another Critical Masshole! Quick! Florida Foot!
by jsbsf October 13, 2007
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