I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
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Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

Hey I’m grump

Arin Hanson of the game grumps crew

Arin:hey I’m grump
Daniel:I’m not so grump

by I made the idubbbz submission April 9, 2019

I’m flying to mars

‘I’m flying to mars’ is a sentence that is said before you have a big night out with friends (before you go do as many drugs possible e.g MDMA, Marijuana, Cocaine etc.

“I’m flying to mars tonight”

“dude same”

by smokeochlo December 2, 2018

I’m all set

A peculiar phrase that implies No thanks or no, i’m good

Dude! That fugly chick offered me a blowjob in the backseat again.. i was like “nah, i’m all set” and got out the car

by Djt495 December 27, 2019

I’m rolling with the punches

To change and adapt with the changes around or even with a new situation

A: Hey! I haven’t seen you in a long time!
B: My schedule changed, so I’ve been working nights and weekends. But, I’m rolling with the punches and adapting!

by Farzane May 1, 2021

I’m smart as fuck

I think you ought to know that by now

I’m smart as fuck. Talking to Jeff and the other Jewish guy

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 16, 2021

I’m Chuck Bass

A person who comes from a very influential family, who thinks that they can do everything or get out of trouble just by saying their name.

A: You might get in trouble!
B: Oh please... I’m Chuck Bass.

by Harry’sSmile May 19, 2018