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Hugo Boss

Every man's best friend when trying to impress a woman.
1: So, how about you and I?
2: Get bent, douchebag.
1: I see. Allow me to introduce my friend. His name is Boss. Hugo Boss. *leans over*
2: I love you. Let's fuck.
by MrKapper July 11, 2006
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hugo duval

by hugo duval June 16, 2004
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Hugo Wederburn Wigginton

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012
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Hugo Suarez

The guy who's sitting right next to me. Would bang.
I came. I saw. I fucked. Hugo Suarez!
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Hugo Martin

Hugo Martin is a chunky boy who is the creative director at ID software, with their most recent game: Doom Eternal.
Person 1: "Hey, who is that person that you're so fucking obsessed by?"
Person 2: "Hugo Martin"
by Wraith the discord mod August 30, 2020
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hugo chavez

Half human, half gorilla and a complete dumbass attention whore. And a country actually chose him to lead them...
- Look, there's an Hugo Chavez!
- Remember, don't feed him, don't look at his eyes, and by all means, walk slowly.
by The Complete Truth January 10, 2008
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Hugo's House of Horrors

This neat adventure game that came out in early 1990, created by David P. Gray. I used to play that shit when I was little. It was followed by "Hugo Whodunit?" and "Jungle of Doom." And then he made "Nitemare-3D," the 3d shooter which stared Hugo. Fun stuff!
"You've never played 'Hugo's House of Horrors'?!?! No fucking way! That game rules nuts!!!"
by thatgirldrinkinglemonade July 9, 2003
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