horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

Horizontal fun

Sex

I had horizontal fun with the girl I met at the bar last night

by Sam Dias May 6, 2021

horizontal barracuda

a saying that refers to sex.

You don't make an omelette for someone who stayed over and did not do the horizontal barracuda!

by Poly-anna May 24, 2018

Horizontal Sword-Swallow

When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower

Dude, she laid there and I gave her a horizontal sword-swallow

by Buckshot LeFunk August 14, 2025

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

Horizontal pinned

When someone is hair pinned and wear it as horizontal as possible to represent they are holding weed but not willing to sell it, but usually know a guy who does.

That guy in the blue Bennie is horizontal pinned, so he must know someone to be able to hook us up.

by South/eastbaylivin March 30, 2015

horizontal pinky

Cosplay involving steampunk attire and sex on a velvet lined pool table, pool cue optional

Last night got a bit wild, ended up doing the horizontal pinky with a girl from idaho

by Milesotoole February 1, 2015