Definitions by CramApple1999

horizontalitis 

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

horizontalitis by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023

miserific

Adj. - A hybrid of miserable or misery and terrific; misery to the max

His exploits in crime demonstrate how miserific he makes his victims.

miserific by CramApple1999 March 29, 2023