horizontalitis

N. - the inclination to fill up (‘inflame’) any flat, open surface; ‘clutterize’, or, the desire to lay down no matter the circumstances.

Afflicted with horizontalitis, she was headed for an appearance on Hoarders, as she could not keep any area of her home free of clutter.

He suffered from horizontalitis and took the phrase “laying down on the job” to a whole new level.

by CramApple1999 March 30, 2023

miserific

Adj. - A hybrid of miserable or misery and terrific; misery to the max

His exploits in crime demonstrate how miserific he makes his victims.

by CramApple1999 March 30, 2023