birch hook

A hand-held tool used to hook and grab wood. Commonly used with the handling and throwing of firewood. Is shaped like a "J", with a sharp tip at one end and a handle at the other.

by Mel Function September 5, 2003

Straight Hook

Someone who has always been the same way ever since you met.

Doug, your a straight hook.

by ra3g March 30, 2009

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

Hook Index

As it relates to television series, the hook index is the average number of episodes one must watch before they are committed to watching the rest of the series. For instance, Breaking Bad may have a hook index of 3. Meaning, you have to make it through episode three in order to really stay with the series (mostly because of the icky bathtub scene from episode 2.

Parks and Recreation has a hook index of 6. Because it was so similar to The Office, views drastically declined in the first season until the last episode (6) where "Despite the low rating, "Rock Show" received the best reviews of the season and convinced some critics that the series had finally found the right tone."

by RichardNavarrete June 4, 2019

rusty hook

The rusty hook occurs when the length of the index finger is inserted into the anus, extracted and placed on the inside of someones mouth, thus hooking their cheek.

Randy gave me a nasty rusty hook today.

by Dale Jarret March 5, 2004

Treble hook

To have vaginal sex with a woman while inserting your thumb in her ass in a hook like manner, doing the same with your other thumb in her mouth with a slight tug simulating the effect of a fish hook.

Jeff said to Corey, "Hey bro! I totally gave Nicole the treble hook last night!"

by Jeff aka the Treble Hook King May 12, 2014

hook-and-shoot

The act of suddenly grabbing a good-looking person with a "hook" move on the dance floor and pulling this person to you while your friends quickly take a picture in the hope of improving your own Facebook status.

You:
Duuuuuude, look at this chick I scored with last night!
Your friends:
No way man, you pulled a hook-and-shoot

by 6P April 21, 2008