The prettiest girl ever and her bestfriend chris is jealous of her looks and natural beauty and she is the best person you will ever meet
by Playaboy420 January 10, 2022
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by Simbason June 14, 2023
Get the Landon Hodges mug.The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
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by Toenail6996 January 14, 2025
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Seriously, on Hodge?
On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
Seriously, on Hodge?
On Hodge, I doordashed that shit cause I can barely move #bigboy
by Mark Allen Hodges January 8, 2026
Get the On Hodge mug.The ultimate chaos sesh: start with a weekday pint in the UK, end up waking on another continent. No plan, no logic – just pure madness turning a quiet Tuesday into intercontinental legend.
Core definition
You go out on a weekday in the UK… and wake up on a different continent.
That’s doing a hodgy.
Mythic version
To pull a hodgy: step from the pub under familiar stars, vanish through a midnight window like living lightning, breeze past casino guards like they’re nothing, claim victorious rest against a hotel door like it’s Olympus’ broken gates, cross oceans on sheer momentum alone, and return at dawn wreathed in blinding aura – a mortal who tore reality’s veil, wrestled gods, and came back transfigured, a walking legend.
God-tier checklist
Weekday spark (Tuesday best – the night that defies the universe)
Midnight vanish – no farewells, instant myth
Unstoppable casino pass – guards mistake god for man
Triumphant door-claim, sceptre raised aloft
Ocean crossed by destiny’s pull – no ticket, no map
Dawn return robed in chaos-conquering fire
Eternal whisper: “Absolute fucking legend, me’owd.”
Core definition
You go out on a weekday in the UK… and wake up on a different continent.
That’s doing a hodgy.
Mythic version
To pull a hodgy: step from the pub under familiar stars, vanish through a midnight window like living lightning, breeze past casino guards like they’re nothing, claim victorious rest against a hotel door like it’s Olympus’ broken gates, cross oceans on sheer momentum alone, and return at dawn wreathed in blinding aura – a mortal who tore reality’s veil, wrestled gods, and came back transfigured, a walking legend.
God-tier checklist
Weekday spark (Tuesday best – the night that defies the universe)
Midnight vanish – no farewells, instant myth
Unstoppable casino pass – guards mistake god for man
Triumphant door-claim, sceptre raised aloft
Ocean crossed by destiny’s pull – no ticket, no map
Dawn return robed in chaos-conquering fire
Eternal whisper: “Absolute fucking legend, me’owd.”
“Was it heavy?”
“Yeah… but it wasn’t a full-on Hodgy.”
“He said one quiet pint watching the Bucks… next thing the sun rises on him in another continent. He’s done a Hodgy.”
“What counts as legendary?”
“When Tuesday’s first vessel becomes the ark that bears thee across oceans; when windows open into portals of pure myth, bouncers become forgotten echoes, and homecoming is met with the thunder of voices proclaiming thee risen, radiant, and eternal. That is Doing a Hodgy.”
"Where have you been the last week"
"I only went for a swifty in the Queens, f***ing ended up in Marrakesh"
"Sounds like a full on Hodgy"
“Yeah… but it wasn’t a full-on Hodgy.”
“He said one quiet pint watching the Bucks… next thing the sun rises on him in another continent. He’s done a Hodgy.”
“What counts as legendary?”
“When Tuesday’s first vessel becomes the ark that bears thee across oceans; when windows open into portals of pure myth, bouncers become forgotten echoes, and homecoming is met with the thunder of voices proclaiming thee risen, radiant, and eternal. That is Doing a Hodgy.”
"Where have you been the last week"
"I only went for a swifty in the Queens, f***ing ended up in Marrakesh"
"Sounds like a full on Hodgy"
by MarrakeshMadness February 26, 2026
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