reverse hobbit

To stick one's hairy toes up one's partner's bum.

If you're gonna try both, always do the hobbit before the reverse hobbit, never vice versa.

by penelope pythagorus October 4, 2016

Hobbit Ring

When a woman's Anus hole is crusted with shit all the way round.

"I can't believe i nearly had sex with Angela, she had a nasty Hobbit Ring!"

by RocketPoweredAssBlaster3000 February 6, 2018

hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.

by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017

hobbit leg

When you got Frodo legs

Look at ryans hobbit legs

by Kingbluecc60 November 3, 2019

Hobbit

A hobbit is a small smelly creature that you can find on the couch at any local traphouse. Hobbits become like the house pet to whatever dealer runs that traphouse. Hobbits specialize in tasks such as complimenting, cleaning, smoking and spitting in coffees

That hobbit annoys me but I dont want to let him know because he will steal my left shoe in my sleep

by Badkidx1 November 8, 2021

network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

by DStar75 March 3, 2011

HOBBITS

Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.

Checkout those warlocks, ya but her friend has some substantial hobbits.

by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017