A word used to describe just about every hippie ever. Though of course there were smart hippies, most hippies are indeed dumb.
Dumb hippies think love and peace are the same thing. (if you don't know the difference, chances are you are a dumb hippie)
Dumb hippies think "corporate greed" causes EVERYTHING bad in the world - wars, environmental decay, my dog's death - EVERYTHING.
Dumb hippies think the original hippies achieved anything of note (your "revolution" was either failed, or imagined, or both.)
Dumb hippies think a protest song about how we should all love each other is going to stop conflicts.
Dumb hippies believe in "holistic" or "alternative" medicine that's a complete scam, until they need emergency surgery THEN they go to the "regular" hospitals to get their lives saved.
Dumb hippies listen to crappy "jam band" music which is only bearable if you're stoned out of your minds.
Dumb hippies tend to be vegetarians, who kill thousands of field mice and insects (animals too) in their pursuit of eating vegetables, yet try to seem superior to people who eat cows.
Dumb hippies describe themselves as "spiritual not religious" which is short for "deluded, not just in any conventional way"
Dumb hippies use Macs even though there's just nothing specifically different or anti-corporate or anything about them except marketing. Hippies just like to buy overpriced, slickly produced mass consumer goods. Who woulda thunk.
Dumb hippies are almost without exception affluent and usually white.
While emos, who share those 2 characteristics, believe the life of young suburban middle class white people is the most complicated and troubled of them all, dumb hippies TRULY believe that they are fixing the world's problems by recycling, protesting, taking drugs, fucking, buying macs, and writing dumb songs, all the while ignoring that out in the real world REAL problems faced by people who dont live comfortably continue.
Dumb hippies think love and peace are the same thing. (if you don't know the difference, chances are you are a dumb hippie)
Dumb hippies think "corporate greed" causes EVERYTHING bad in the world - wars, environmental decay, my dog's death - EVERYTHING.
Dumb hippies think the original hippies achieved anything of note (your "revolution" was either failed, or imagined, or both.)
Dumb hippies think a protest song about how we should all love each other is going to stop conflicts.
Dumb hippies believe in "holistic" or "alternative" medicine that's a complete scam, until they need emergency surgery THEN they go to the "regular" hospitals to get their lives saved.
Dumb hippies listen to crappy "jam band" music which is only bearable if you're stoned out of your minds.
Dumb hippies tend to be vegetarians, who kill thousands of field mice and insects (animals too) in their pursuit of eating vegetables, yet try to seem superior to people who eat cows.
Dumb hippies describe themselves as "spiritual not religious" which is short for "deluded, not just in any conventional way"
Dumb hippies use Macs even though there's just nothing specifically different or anti-corporate or anything about them except marketing. Hippies just like to buy overpriced, slickly produced mass consumer goods. Who woulda thunk.
Dumb hippies are almost without exception affluent and usually white.
While emos, who share those 2 characteristics, believe the life of young suburban middle class white people is the most complicated and troubled of them all, dumb hippies TRULY believe that they are fixing the world's problems by recycling, protesting, taking drugs, fucking, buying macs, and writing dumb songs, all the while ignoring that out in the real world REAL problems faced by people who dont live comfortably continue.
How about we go to another dumb hippie meeting where we smoke up and say something vague and catchy about corporate greed and how we don't like war?
I'm sure we'll save the world again by the end of the week.
I'm sure we'll save the world again by the end of the week.
by malcolm fuckin x May 5, 2009
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Originally a term thought to be used by Harlem's black neighborhoods to describe the white "flower children" who could come and go without trouble. From the 50's; stemmed from the bohemian movement started by professors and students in the San Francisco bay region who were experimenting with acid's effects. The idea spread in the mid to late sixties with the help of the Grateful Dead and the Merry Pranksters as they toured the country, and eventually organized the Electric Kool Aid Acid Tests (a book was named after these).
As the Vietnam War continued, those opposed to the war joined together under the leadership of such people as Abbey Hoffman, who helped radicalize the anti-war movement of the seventies. The police, or the "fuzz," eventually tried to stem the prolific drug use by recriminalizing marijuana, and making LSD illegal, thus uniting "hippies" and their activist counterparts, the "yippies," under one common struggle aimed personally against them and their friends' "life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness". Also during this time was the sexual revolution, which got women out of the kitchen and into the workforce, and eroded many taboos of the time.
Generally, there was a move toward utopianism, where everyone would have everything they needed to survive - thus, people often only had one set of clothes, which were dyed and redyed, patched, mended, faded, torn, and dirty. As with the rampant homelessness and vagabond life, soap and trimmed hair were considered secondary, and sometimes unnecessary in the great scheme of things.
As time went on, the touring Grateful Dead had a major following which brought new generations into the movement; the Rainbow Family continues the utopian tradition today; and organizations such as NORML and Greenpeace came from 1970's idealism.
TV shows such as Southpark portray hippies as tie-dyed, pot smoking, dumb high school dropouts, who can organize a gathering, but don't actually do anything to stand up for what they believe in or are protesting. This is a typical stereotype across American media.
Often, the "hippie" stereotype includes a teenaged to 50-60 year old adult who believes that peace, love, and happiness is there for anyone who wants it. They tend to be non-conformist, are considered liberal, and left-wing politically, often, if registered to vote, are independents or democrats. They don't regularly cut their hair or buy new things, and tend to wear the same, faded clothes for years, some of them patched and re-dyed many times. Many are environmentalists, pacifists, and nonviolent.
As the Vietnam War continued, those opposed to the war joined together under the leadership of such people as Abbey Hoffman, who helped radicalize the anti-war movement of the seventies. The police, or the "fuzz," eventually tried to stem the prolific drug use by recriminalizing marijuana, and making LSD illegal, thus uniting "hippies" and their activist counterparts, the "yippies," under one common struggle aimed personally against them and their friends' "life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness". Also during this time was the sexual revolution, which got women out of the kitchen and into the workforce, and eroded many taboos of the time.
Generally, there was a move toward utopianism, where everyone would have everything they needed to survive - thus, people often only had one set of clothes, which were dyed and redyed, patched, mended, faded, torn, and dirty. As with the rampant homelessness and vagabond life, soap and trimmed hair were considered secondary, and sometimes unnecessary in the great scheme of things.
As time went on, the touring Grateful Dead had a major following which brought new generations into the movement; the Rainbow Family continues the utopian tradition today; and organizations such as NORML and Greenpeace came from 1970's idealism.
TV shows such as Southpark portray hippies as tie-dyed, pot smoking, dumb high school dropouts, who can organize a gathering, but don't actually do anything to stand up for what they believe in or are protesting. This is a typical stereotype across American media.
Often, the "hippie" stereotype includes a teenaged to 50-60 year old adult who believes that peace, love, and happiness is there for anyone who wants it. They tend to be non-conformist, are considered liberal, and left-wing politically, often, if registered to vote, are independents or democrats. They don't regularly cut their hair or buy new things, and tend to wear the same, faded clothes for years, some of them patched and re-dyed many times. Many are environmentalists, pacifists, and nonviolent.
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Get the hippie piss mug.when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"
this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop
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Get the hippie converting pee poop mug.A 40 something, bald-headed dumbass with a scraggly-ass ponytail and typically sports a tie-dye tee shirt and crooked glasses. More often than not, they never were a hippie in the first place. A lot like a straight up douchebag except they are always bald with a ponytail.
1. look at the aging hippie douchebag, God what a douche eh.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
2. Check out the ponytail on that aging hippie douchebag, wtf.
by v.michael September 8, 2009
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