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Highland Haggis

The act of shitting into a condom, often after the consumption of oats and barley.
"I'm afraid I couldn't find your toilet, so I've left a Highland Haggis for you to enjoy by the window..."
by Le Crok Sportif October 26, 2012
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the highlander

1) The fictional character Duncan MacLeod in the TV series "The Highlander"
2) To seriously rough up your sex partner during sex.. to the point where they could be near death, but then they "come back to life".
Dave was fucking his girlfriend and decided to pull the highlander. So he started slapping her ass.. then pulling her hair.. then he started throwing haymakers into her ribcage.. then he pounded the back of her skull with his fist until she went into a coma.

9 weeks later SHE recovered from the coma, successfully completing the highlander Dave was going for.

The two are still together, as they were avid highlander fans and she's a freaky girl when it comes to sex.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
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sky highlands

an utter retard who likes hentai and overwaTCH AND STILL PLAYS FORTNITE AND GOT CAUGHT WANKING TO OVERWATCH HENTAI IN BOARDING
by big bigyiuuyiyuikuyjfuyjkuy October 18, 2019
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Lake Highland Preparatory School

aka "The Poor Man's Orangewood"
Lake Highland Preparatory School's baseball team is horrible, even with a Cy Young winner throwing bp. They lose to Orangewood 10-0 every year.
by FEPACisNumber1 April 26, 2022
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highland games

A post-soccer match event held in Scotland where one team calls themselves "Celtic", the other "rangers" and they beat the shit out of eachother.
Aye, ye goin' to celtic Vs rangers?
by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004
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highland student

An inhabitant of the highland school, usually gay or pregnant, and more often than not high or stoned, or in the process of becoming. Too stupid to even identify themselves.
"Dude, who am i? Where am I going in life? What's all this about?"

"Well, you're a stoned pregnant gay guy, so you must a highland student. Your purpose is to reproduce, which you're doing very well."
by Grovesinator February 27, 2008
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the highlander

you beat her in the face with your dick, and then when she's bloody and beaten, you yell, "there can be only one"
Tony gave his girlfriend the highlander, right after he came all over her fat ass.
by Trevor Thrasher September 22, 2006
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