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Fneeeben Heimer

1.a more sophisticated name for an asshole.

2.a burnt biscuit with peanut butter on it.

3.a tiny dead horse.
1. "Shut up you stupid Fneeeben Heimer!"

2. "I had a Fneeeben Heimer for breakfast."

3. "Look at that poor Fneeeben Heimer. How tragic."
by The Sexy Word Maniac February 18, 2009
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Heizenmoab

To "Heizenmoab" is to churn ones insides back and forth until you replace all their blood with your cum and slowly their blood will seep out of their eyes.
Henrik stop giving Lenart the Heizenmoab!
by Distrus July 21, 2017
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Heinzelmanchens

Die Heinzelmanchens are a bunch of cuties; these elves help humans out in Cologne, Germany. They look after bars and other businesses while business owners are sleeping. Die Heinzelmanchens wear red or green pointed caps; their clothes match. Die Heinzelmanchens are shy like Brownies because they don't want people to see them on shifts.

One story says that these elves are not in Cologne anymore because some careless mutter ficker left peas on the floor, thus these poor elves almost tripped and broke their necks.
Die Heinzelmanchens prevented countless sums of money from being lost, they sealed the vats so the beer would be fresh, and they didn't charge extra for their services. Aren't they sweet?
by I fucking tried OK July 26, 2009
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heibenshmidt

1) nickname of the devil on crack

2) a person wearing pants that can't be bought but must be retrieved from the depths of hell with a pair of flame retardant tongs

3) your mom
"Should I buy these pants?"
"No way. You'll look like a total heibenshmidt."
by wilsonia September 30, 2009
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Heiferium

A made-up element used to troll chemists.
Is heiferium a metal, nonmetal, or metalloid?
by hitemlow February 22, 2011
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Heinzed

Getting so high that your eyes turn red like Heinz Ketchup.
Yo Jimmy, lets rip bowls tonight and get heinzed.

or

Barry is currently heinzed as fuck.
by brotherhood101 May 27, 2013
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Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.
It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting
by Mr. Butterworth August 22, 2016
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