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absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation
Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.
by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024
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Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.
My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.
by saint_adventure October 17, 2014
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jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires
Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!
by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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Heater

by Superbrodman March 21, 2016
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residential heater

a residential heater is a flammer by the name of brandon d. you can see him walkin the mean streets of milton with a gay earing and a gay set of starter shoes
theres brandon d. he must be a residential heater
by smithyyyy123 June 16, 2010
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On a heater

An attempt to convince yourself you will win all your money back with one good shoe of cards
I'm gonna be on a heater at the blackjack table.
by ParisLV July 23, 2016
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