Papa Harris

The one and only; equal to and above the law at the same time. Overtly heterosexual.

The other day Papa Harris caused a fire in the oven due to him burning the steak. That was based.

by Saltysilver October 29, 2019

Phoebe Harris

The girl of my dreams. She's the best girl ever to exist and I love her so much.

Person 1: "Did you hear Phoebe Harris is coming?"
Person 2: "No way!! She's such a legend!"

by tdfgkhj;igyltfkhghjk October 28, 2020

Pulled a Willie Harris

Splurging, then never regaining your mojo. Such was the case when Willie Harris had 6 hits in a game for the Atlanta Braves, then hit .190 in 51 games after.

"Hey bro, I just pulled a Willie Harris."
"What bro? That sounds kinda homo."
"Nah man, I just jerked it before I knew mah girl was comin' over, then when she got here, I couldn't finish."

by Cwags23 February 27, 2009

Ol' Connor Harris

A bad case of diarrhea. An extreme flammination in the stomach caused by eating very acidic foods.

Hey man, can you bring me some toliet paper?? I just had a bad ol' Connor Harris

by RealWordsRealTime April 3, 2017

aiden harris

A fat bitch who has bigger tits then everyone mother

Duck u aiden harris

by Hdnxn May 26, 2018

Neil Patrick Harris

Harold and Kumars' friend in Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. Neil makes his appearance in a bad ass sort of way, picking up Harold and Kumar on a road while listening to Check Yo' Self by Ice Cube. Neil eats a bag of mushrooms once they get to a traffic stop. He then greatly hallucinates , seeing unicorns and colorful tornadoes along the way. Neil decides to "get his fuck on" in a local whore house. He makes the mistake of ironing a bitches ass and in return, gets shot in the back by the lead bitch of the house. He was greatly missed.

"Today dawns a new day.. and Neil Patrick Harris isn't here to witness it."

by Risown January 28, 2009

Kamala Harris

K-ind
A-mazing
M-arvelous
A-wesome
L-ovely
A-cheiver

H-elpful
A-ngel
R-espectful
R-espectable
I-ntelligent
S-uperb

Kamala Harris is AWESOME

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog June 4, 2021