shovel hands

Name given to Coolm Mckee for his huge mother fucking hands!

Look at coolms shovel hands!

by Mwuahasd January 5, 2010

Disco hands

When hands get frisky on the dancefloor, exploring the curves of the dance partner

Mate, I pulled this girl last night, my disco hands were pulling some serious shapes on her tits

by b-dog x October 20, 2009

rando hando

a handjob performed by a perfect stranger.

dude 1: what'd you do last night?
dude 2: went to some bar. got a handy in the bathroom.
dude 1: sick yo. who was the chick?
dude 2: no clue. it was a rando hando.

by master.blaster July 17, 2009

Baby Hands

A girl with incredibly small hands

Dude look at Stacey, she totally is a baby hands

by Chromelaces June 11, 2011

Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.

Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.

by Hamnose November 9, 2018

Big Mash Panda Hands

Too describe overly large, awkward, and often unaesthetic hands.

Leroy: you fancy a game of pool?
Tim: I would, but i can't even hold the cue properly!
Leroy: That'l be your big mash panda hands

by salamwalad October 13, 2011

Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.

Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.

by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016