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Ilahan hassen

making memories with this girl is amazing. you can always trust her with anything. She makes sure your safe around the road, she notices the smallest details about you and can keep secrets. having her as a friend is such an honor, I'm truly grateful to have her!! :)
Ilahan hassen, the greatest person you'll ever meet
by spoooooofy March 8, 2022
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hit the hessler

slang for going to bed ("hessler" = bed).
I'm tired. I'm going to listen to some Steve Vai and then hit the hessler.
by DinkusMayhem October 12, 2007
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Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.
Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.
by CooterBlues December 2, 2010
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Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.
Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?
by I can't be blank July 9, 2010
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hasslecore

1.) adj. describes the attitude of scene kids complaining outside of a gig, accosting people, getting drunk and rowdy, in their scene wear, disturbing the peace of the people around.

2.) a bunch of scene kids outside a gig claiming they don't have money to watch the show all the while sporting their hundred dollar sneakers, gay iphones, gay ipods, and even gayer hairstyles.
1. Dont come with me do the show. Youre so hasslecore.
by natataeako August 10, 2009
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hassenpfeffer

A German Stew made from rabbit.

Also a Hilarious insult to call someone who is being a little girl. Also good to be used after you have been killed while playing a game of Call of Duty against your friends.
You just killed me you stupid hassenpfeffer!

Did you see nathan's new haircut?
Yeah, what a hassenpfeffer
by Bouron March 5, 2010
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David Hasselhoff

An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.

NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
Robbie: WOAH! its david hasselhoff!

Dick: wow, wahhta tool.

Pam: shut up, he was on Baywatch.!
by App2daSauce February 5, 2009
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