The Slide hammer

When a man masturbates so forcefully while recieveng oral sex that the party giving oral gets punched in the face repeatedly, ususally causing nose/ faceial bone structure damage

"wow dude that chicks face is a mess"

"yea dude we were on pcp and she was sucking my dick last night and i gave her the slide hammer."

"damn, son, you fucked that jaunt up, g! your legit!""

by FUCT UP December 14, 2009

Finnish hammer

#1 : a frozen mackerel

#2: those last pumps before you cum inside someone

"I used a Finnish hammer to keep the nails in the wall"

"I totally felt the Finnish hammer last night with Stephanie "

by MikeXse April 2, 2015

Under The Hammer

To be sold (or to buy) at auction

That collection of baseball cards is going under the hammer.

I bought that car under the hammer.

by dickclarkfan1 December 14, 2008

Sludge Hammer

Urban variable of "Sledge Hammer".

"hit upside da head wit a muh fuckin sludge hammer!"

by 540 shorty May 3, 2010

Scoop and Hammer

The action of ordering an alcoholic drink at the bar rail. Then once the drink is received you reach into the cup/glass with your fingers, scoop out the ice, throw it over your shoulder, and hammer the drink back.

This is usually an action done by people who are already drunk, or people who want to get drunk quickly.

Tony was scoop and hammering last night, until the bouncer kicked him out for being too drunk.

by Vick Nilla August 18, 2009

MC Hammer

A rapper of the early 90's who became really successful. But having his idea of a "plan" as he called it he spent all his money on stuff he did not need. In other words he thought he could make money but his life style could not be covered by his music so he went bankrupt. MC Hammer can often be seen in the Central Valley of Cali "Thats northern cali" do to the fact he now lives in a small one bed room house in Tracy. MC Hammer can also been seen in Modesto Cali time to time.

Having spent my days in Modesto I have seen MC Hammer a few times and met him 5 times. Among other things George Lucus "Maker of Starwars and other films" can be found going to Modesto being he was born and rasied here. Being his parents still live in the area.

by Woogy April 4, 2005

Girth Hammer

An unnaturally bulbous and heavy penis head, causing the shaft to perpetually bend towards the floor. This bending occurs at all times, even during erection and usually presents all sorts of problems when being blown.

When Kim was attempting to blow me last night, I accidentally bruised her forehead and gave her a black eye with my Girth Hammer! She concussed shortly thereafter...

by Girth Himself January 24, 2009