guzzling junkie breathe

When a loco has ate too many boogers and it all built up in the throat

"I caught you picking boogerz amigo..."
"wtf i'm not a guzzling junkie breathein ass boy!"

by Al Packino August 22, 2021

Joey Guzzle

A menace to society and himself know by all loved by few hated by those liberal retards. Has a big ol' peninsula (🍆💦 ) between his legs. Gets along great with John bologna. Doesn't get along great with 🦍 aka black people.

I am Joey Guzzle

by Joey guzzle June 28, 2021

gibson guzzle

When your homie says he's gay and offers to guzzle your cock juice!

I'm coming out of the closet... I dont want no trouble let me hit you with that Gibson Guzzle!

by Barbqking May 25, 2023

cum guzzling twat dumpster

Your mom.

My left butt cheek resembles a fresh version of your cum guzzling twat dumpster!

by Booboo titty kitty fuck January 13, 2023

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

Epi guzzling

The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.

Dan: Bro I didn’t know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!

Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?

by AMadHat September 16, 2024

cum guzzling maniac

Three words, discern what each of them mean and then proceed to apprehend the term as a whole.

It's entirely possible there are cum guzzling maniacs waiting on the other side of that door.

by neizel January 23, 2025