Gus-lighting

Being gaslit by a man named Gus. Being lied to in a way that makes you question your own reality or skills as a systems administrator.

Gus: “You did this yesterday, don’t you remember”
You: “Stop Gus-lighting me, bro!”

Gus-lighting by SHammer January 22, 2026

Gus Pus

Different but close saying of goose bumps.
In the pores of the arms, legs, neck, and back. Gus pus bumps releases a white slimy funky smelling substance that oozes out the pores due to an immune system response upon anxiety, or stressful situations like the flight or fight response.

Otherwise known as releasing the smegussa.

Yo bro i got gus pus.
This guy smells like he has gus pus. Go take a shower brochacho!

Gus Pus by wenus eater February 5, 2026

Triumphant Gus

The act of receiving a blowjob from a girl in the shower while the warm water hits the back of your head. Folding your hands behind your head in triumph is not required, but strongly encouraged.

Gary: Oh, hey, how how'd it go with Padme?

Gus: Gary, let me tell you, I had the best Triumphant Gus of my life last night. All sorts of temperatures were just right.

Triumphant Gus by Glenn Mariafastein January 7, 2010

Ragsnaozzle Gus Gus 

It's an insult. Maybe. Or maybe it's a slur. It could also be a verb or noun or adjective. It is either negative or positive or both or possibly even neither. It probably has something to do with a person, place, thing, or idea in some way, but this is unverified. It's probably a word, but maybe it isn't in some situations.

It might be how your boss has you work the weekend of the big game you have tickets to. It might be some sort of creamy pastry that doesn't live up to expectations. It might be how your mother tucks you in at night before nailing the door shut. It might be that special feeling you get about that special girl. Though probably not. It might be the latest craze that's sweeping the nation, but nobody has ever heard of it before.

A Person: ________ ______ __ ______ ___ Ragsnaozzle Gus Gus!

B Person: __ ___ ____ ____ Ragsnaozzle Gus Gus _____ _ _____ __-____?

Ragsnaozzle Gus Gus by Cerevisiae February 17, 2009

Law of Gus Johnson

The law that states whenever the excitable announcerGus Johnson is calling a college basketball or NFL game, something exciting will happen. It doesn't matter if it's during March Madness or during a meaningless game between Iowa Tech/Milwaukee College of Art, the law is always in effect when Gus is present.

Look at this game on CBS, it's tied 64-64 with 5 seconds left. The Law of Gus Johnson is in effect again.

Law of Gus Johnson by Your all idiot's April 20, 2011

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus 

My friend Greg has a pet cat named Gus. This is for him.

oh that cat there is my friend greg's pet cat named Gus

My friend Greg's pet cat named Gus by coole29_ November 8, 2021

Talking Gus 

To be talking utter shit.

"I got scouted by Man United once"
"Shut up your clearly talking gus again"

Talking Gus by Steve Crow May 9, 2007