Grammar police

50 year old hairy, fat neckbearded dicksuckers who comb the internet looking for grammar or spelling errors to correct. Everyone hates them because when they correct an error, they act like the smartest fucking Stephen Hawking guy who just solved time travel and brought dinosaurs back to life. They also act like you are a stupid and have 0 brain cells.

Me: Grammar police are big gey
Grammar police: Excuse me sir, but I have to inform you, the correct sentence is "Grammar police are very gay". (Raises eyebrow with smug expression)
Me: See what I mean?

Grammar police by cannot make this shit up July 22, 2020

grammar gestapo

A term used to desribe an individual who make comments on spelling and grammar mistakes.

John said: "I did good today"
Peter responds: "WELL peter, you did WELL"
John: "everyone get out of the way! it's the grammar gestapo!"

grammar gestapo by Brendan Gilmartin February 23, 2007

grammar jew 

A poor analphabetic soul who, despite having had his entire life to learn how to spell the words of his first language correctly, still struggles with simple yet repetitive grammar and spelling errors. Often terrorized by Grammar Nazis.

If you have a problem with his Grammar Nazism, stop being such a Grammar Jew!

grammar jew by meffie May 2, 2006

grimmer middle school 

It is a shitty ass school and all of our sports team sucks

Wow grimmer middle school football team only won one game

grimmer middle school by Slacker300 November 23, 2017

Grammar Nazi 

Someone who believes it's their duty to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe.

"Your awesome!"
"Actually, it's 'you're'. Your shows ownership. I don't own an 'awesome.' I'm Grammar Nazi. "

Grammar Nazi by Ryleigh-Jude September 26, 2009

Grammar Nazi 

A captious individual who cannot resist the urge to correct a spelling and/or grammar mistake even in informal settings. After pointing out the linguistic shortcomings in others, a Grammar Nazi feels a strange sense of twisted and unconstructive intelligentsia delight.

In reality, they are making someone else feel bad for no reason and unintentionally implying that their "superior" grammar skills are all they have to show for a wasted liberal arts education.

While proper grammar usage is all well and good, a Grammar Nazi cavils even insignificant errors in English to somehow win an argument. Of course, rather than being genuinely persuasive in an argument, pointing out English errors is a weak attack only on the typist's credibility and never has any bearing on the underlying premises and assertions therein.

In other words, this is simply a disguised ad hominem argument which intelligent and logical people disregard.

Still, one should strive to spell and use words properly, but arrogant and unsolicited advice is not a very persuasive way to teach English.

Average High Schooler: So U R their in Britin, than?

Insecure English PhD (aka Grammar Nazi): I am in England studying here at Oxford, sir, and I prefer you talk to me only in Ye Olde Englishe like a good chap because language can never evolve.

Some High Schooler: LOL!!!!11 Hve fun nvr getting laid!1111!!!!

Grammar Nazi by Ash79 August 17, 2007

Grammar Fascist 

One who corrects the grammar of all people, not just Jews and Gypsies.

The Grammar Fascist corrected me when I told him that I wanted to 'get an good grade' on the Spanish test.

Grammar Fascist by Diggity Monkeez February 3, 2005