Meet or Greet

Select your choice motherfucker

Welcome to my meet or greet motherfucker, you gotta choose

by BlainaCipher May 6, 2019

Dr Greenthumb

Code for having a smoking session with someone.

Guy: hey you wanna go to the skate park
Stoner: nah I have an appointment with dr greenthumb

by Dr-green-thumb September 25, 2009

Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

by JB December 8, 2003

Greenhow

A very sweet person, who knows of dirty, nasty things yet still somehow remains naive.

Girl: What's a dirty sanchez.

Dude: Oh I would totally show you, but you are such a greenhow it would be mean.

by Pimpninsincebeenpimpin January 29, 2008

greenhaf

A Greenhaf is a young man or woman who typically behaves very annoyingly or enjoys to openly talk about sexual behaviour, making almost all situations the greenhaf is involved in very awkward

"Did you hear him talking about fucking dogs infront of my parents?"
"Yeah, what a greenhaf!"

by The figiderole October 14, 2013

gereth

Someone that thinks they have sweg. They have escaped from the mental institute and believe they are homophobic but are really homosexuals.

Gereth get back to the ward
Gereth how did you get out of the straight jacket

by Qwertyuuioooo May 22, 2014

greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018