goon

Someone super goofy and cray; always doing silly things like climbing trees or painting themselves
"Do you see Nate over there with shades, shorts, and no shoes??"
"He's crazy! It's like forty degrees and cloudy!"
"He's such a goon!"
by ManagerSTATE October 11, 2012
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Goon

Someone who is totally unpredictable and ridiculous
That dude in the Christmas sweater was a total goon!
by Shibs92 November 07, 2011
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gooning

Gooning is a state into which one gets when one is highly aroused. Gooning typically describes male behaviour rather than female. The term gooning and to goon is typically done by fags or subs or those typically seen as having a more submissive approach to their sexuality. Gooning is very often associated with the faglife style or sub lifestyle. Articles like "What is gooning" on websites like FagLife.com make a great attempt to fully describe what gooning is and how it should be done.
that boi is gooning so hard for those tits and that cock
by ChillyBob March 23, 2023
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goon

Unsociable or very quiet person or an ugly muppet who does ur head in!
That Scott Barton is such a goon!!!
by Carrie September 03, 2004
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gooning

The act of being a goon. Also, pertaining to being a complete and utter goof and dweeb.
Stop gooning around and get to work!!!!
by C.G.A. June 01, 2010
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gooned

to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something
dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole
by nick g April 29, 2005
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goon

a tall, generally lanky kid with a pension for odd looks and tendencies. While having some of these traits they still maintain a social life and are fairly popular. They need a 5XL shirt to have a moderately tall tee. You all know what the goon or goons in your school are, as they tend to move in packs. They are perfectly nice people but are very tall and imposing, this is where we get the term "goon".
Chad: Yo dood did you see that kid, fucking double overhead swag right there.

Austin: GOON SQUAD STATUS!!!!

Chad: Odd Future Wolf Gang Don't Give A Fuck!

Austin: fuck no man, fuck no.
by Dood987 October 11, 2011
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