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goon

by Ænimal February 25, 2004
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goon

1. The creator of all, believed in those by the theory of dump.
2. The greatest man on the face of planet earth.
3. Includes the deffinition of barros
4. An extremely large man with an even larger trust fund.
5. An all consuming human black hole.
6. The ultimate lord of buffalo wings.
7. The creator and destroyer of all
All bow down to goon for fear that our country be eaten
by john barros January 20, 2004
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goon

1) A shiney silver sack, filled with your choice of vodka, wine or tequilla, which at the time causes great happiness, But may come with various side affects such as;

multiple vom sessions

memory loss

self-endangerment

inability to study or apply make up

overly affectionate behaviour

Also known as Robots Placenta

Can also be used as a comertose pillow, or blow it up again and have a fun game of goon hackey.
She got on the goon hard last night....
by goon.love June 4, 2010
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goon

a person who has had a great life, lots of friends, and is always having fun.
a goon is a cheerful person.
by youowemeacherrycoke October 14, 2011
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goon

One that is different from others and has a goonie complex. Dale Johnson. The men in malls who try to starighten your hair. The "badass" kids in 90's movies like Jack Black in The Never Ending Story and many others.
The man playing the accordian and hopping about is a big goon.
by Jenna Johnson May 20, 2007
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Gooned

I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!
by OSSCVI January 15, 2010
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goon

by Quiet Robert February 27, 2005
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