goober

the most retarded fucking cat in the world...possibly in the universe

goober ran into the window trying to get to a bird

by jessica August 4, 2004

goober

Old term describing a hippotamus penis.

Adam being a huge goober tonight.

by Harry January 9, 2005

goober

a horny bastard

You are such a goober, go take a cold shower!!!

by Lizzy May 12, 2003

goober

a word use as an expression when you totally lack good vocabulary and are a total dork:)

I think you are a goober!

by Lorisita November 8, 2003

goober

one how no one likes; the butt of all jokes

Blair and David are the biggest goobers at ARGS

by the cool one from surry May 15, 2005

goober

That ain't a real mans cock because it's too small...it's just a goober sized dick you fool.

mayaaan! Yous got a lil' Goober

by Cuntry July 6, 2007

goober

A person who thinks there's really hysterical, and doesn't realize that they're not.

"I went to his house, and I seriously fell up the stairs."

"..."

"That's funny, isn't it? Hahaha!"

by ellz September 14, 2005