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goldfishiality

an asswipe who would somehow find a way to put his ___ into a fucking goldfish
oy you know that cunt down the road he got arrested for goldfishiality
by minecraftboi696969 December 14, 2016
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Goldfish

A cracker shaped like a fish with different flavors such as sour cream and onion poiuzza cheese bbq and more.
Do you have any goldfish?
by foodie_gal March 18, 2017
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Goldfish

The cheese-flavored snack that supposedly smiles back, but tends to vary in that regard. Some Goldfish are all smiles, but others appear to have no smile at all. Interesting.

The original is usually the best, and with Goldfish, that is no exception. The "flavor blasted" varieties are absolutely disgusting, and the person who thought that making pizza-flavored crackers shaped like fish was absolutely fucked in the head.

Goldfish are promoted by a band of anthropomorphic fish, which are thoroughly annoying, and somewhat detract from the enjoyment of the crackers. The leader of this band of fish is named "Finn" (Ha Ha), and is somehow able to wear sunglasses, despite having eyes on the side of his head, and having no nose. He is also joined by other fish, one of which is named "X-Treme". I can only assume that he was born in the 90's. X-Treme also represents the 'Flavor blasted" variety, which happens to be the exact reason why I despise X-Treme.

The crackers are produced by Pepperidge Farms, and sold internationally. They are quite good. In fact, I am eating some at this moment (the original flavor, duh).
Person- "you want some Goldfish?'
Me- "Hell yeas"
Person- (Pours Goldfish into my hands)
In unison- "The snack that smiles back!"
by Supreme_Sucks March 23, 2017
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GoldFish Memory Emo

When someone says something you don't understand. When you complain about things then don't know what the other person is trying to say.
"Ugh Haley and Chloe. I just can't with you GoldFish Memory emos" -oscar
by GOD AND MOSES November 6, 2017
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goldfish'n

A non epileptic person, having and epileptic fit on the floor.
Was at earthcore and there was this dude goldfish'n on the d-floor.

Got a video of my mate goldfish'n on top of the Eiffel tower.
by Captinsedrick November 12, 2017
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Goldfish

The cheapest dirtiest fish there is.
Tom:Hey I have a dog, what's your pet?
Bill: I have a goldfish.
Tom:Eew that $.10 fish?
by andy36yr19 June 9, 2018
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