Chill your balls in ice water, coat in petroleum jellie, and rest on a woman's eyes while masturbating.
by mad bagger December 30, 2014
Get the zombie goggles mug.A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...
Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly
by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009
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When the cadets at the United States Military Academy spend too much time without seeing any non-cadets of the opposite sex they will often develop what are called "grey goggles" meaning they see their classmates through the cadet grey which defines the Academy and people who in the outside world would be highly unattractive suddenly seem very attractive, this occurs most frequently during the dead of winter when contact with the world outside of the greyness of West Point is limited and people start to lose hope.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
With grey goggles, people who on the standard hot scale would rate a 4 or 5 can gain as much as 3 or 4 points boosting them up to the 8s and 9s.
The term grey goggles is most often used to describe the misguided attraction male cadets feel towards their female counterparts however in recent years a new kind of grey goggles have emerged in which the females view their male classmates through a different set of grey goggles which points on the hot scale are deducted instead of added (since the ratio works in favor of the females). So a male whom they might have settled for prior to attending West Point wouldn't stand a chance with them while they wear grey goggles.
Guy #1: Yo, isn't Katie Perkins looking hot lately?
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
Guy #2: Woah woah take off the grey goggles...she's twice your size and ugly as fuh
Guy #1: Shit, you're right...but I dunno...she's looking fine.
by schweets September 29, 2009
Get the grey goggles mug.is what happens when a member of the male sex places him scrotum on the bridge of a females nose and lets his testicles drop into her eye sockets; usually happens when the female giving the male a rimmer or laying down while the male is over her head and give him a blow job
by you.cant.spell.stud.without.S.T.D February 2, 2007
Get the nut goggles mug.The tendency for otherwise rational males to grossly exaggerate the attractiveness level of women with an "indie" look--particularly if the female in question is in a band.
by Undeployed January 8, 2010
Get the indie goggles mug.When one is attracted to a female purely because they attend DigiPen Institute of Technology and do not know what “hot” women look like.
Mark: “Look at those hot girls, I wanna tap that!”
John: “Take off your DigiPen goggles, they’re all over 50.”
John: “Take off your DigiPen goggles, they’re all over 50.”
by ComDeeAirChu June 20, 2004
Get the digipen goggles mug.This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
by Law Schoolio July 7, 2009
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