Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.

Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.

by Brabus02 September 25, 2011

Tiny Gods

An expression that can be used in the place of "OMG!" or "Oh my god!" Most commonly in reference to the stars in the night sky, perhaps as an astrological reference.

"Will you come out drinking and dancing with me?" Martha Whentley asked.

Miloh Mahr replied "Tiny Gods, yes! To great excess. What the hell else is there to do?"

by Tiny Gods August 27, 2014

Greek Goddess Sophia

a goddess. with intelligence and beauty. she's an "all around girl" whose down for anything, especially the dirty. Body so curvy and smooth could make any man cry. Usually nicknamed Sophie or Soph. Very sexy, a down-ass chick, book smart and full of wisdom.

a wifey type that can make a man satisfied. cook good, look good and feels good...especially in bed.

A one of kind girl, rare to find and once you find it hold on to it till eternity.

"Is that a goddess? Look at that beauty"
"In fact that is, that's Greek goddess Sophia!"

by Bigmike May 8, 2017

Hailey Godsey

a fake bitch who will be friends with you only to control you because she thinks she’s the queen of everyone. she’s a huge hypocrite. don’t tell her anything she can’t keep her mouth shut. her favorite hobby is starting drama. she thinks she thicc but i thing she forgot her booty at Victoria Secret.

girl 1- omg i fucking hate hailey. she starts so much drama
girl 2- hailey godsey?
girl 1- yea how’d you know?
girl 2- i hear the word drama and she’s the first person that comes to mind

by Brooklyns pappi July 2, 2018

Rachet Goddess

Festival goer who thinks they are one with mother earth. But in actuality, they are ratchet as fuck.

A good indicator is the flower headband, with tons of tattoos, drinks cheap booze, sometimes they spat out some Shanti shit.

oh, she's such a goddess.
No, she seems like rachet goddess to me.

by Glitch Unicorn June 8, 2019

emh / gods trash

A norvegian dude who is lazy and doesnt upload for 2 years. Then comes back with a full ass movie. Everybody hopes that he will start making videos from now on. He wears a mask and once tried to remove it but then he was sent to a different timeline.

Jope: jumpen jemini have you seen the new emh / gods trash movie? ohhh Gus ohhhh
Gus: Yes i have Jope!

by wankel_engine October 7, 2021

Ruby Goddess

The Goddess of Rubies. The rarest woman in the world. The 777 God.

The Ruby Goddess enjoys spreading her creativity around the world

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021