When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles
Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!
Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!
Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!
by Buster_Hymen81 June 16, 2018
Get the Jail goggles mug.Another way of waving,saying Hi!,saying thanks,acknowledging a compliment,whilst wearing goggles of any type doing any activity.The goggle salute is done by grasping the lower part of lense frame {right or left} with thumb and upper part with middle finger and moving goggle outwards about 1-2 cm a few times in a jaunty and care free fasion.Usualy accompanied with a smirk,eyebrow arch or other smart-ass look.
"Sebulba gave the un-ruly crowd a Goggle Salute before the start of the Boonta Eve Classic pod race."
" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."
" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."
by BEAS. June 4, 2007
Get the goggle salute mug.A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
Get the I don't know why I have these goggles mug.An unintentionally adorable character from the Max Payne games. A gangster who hates Russians, cannot aim, beats up under-age call girls, wants to control the gun-trade and is completely obsessed with the Adventures of Captain Baseball Bat-Boy, which eventually results in his downfall.
by Mrs Gognitti March 18, 2004
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Get the Gogote mug.Nickname for Big Herc of the Prison Talk YouTube Channel. In a prior life, Big Herc was a porn star and was known for being a master of painting faces.
Big Herc: Oh shit! I'm gonna pop! You're gonna find out why they call me the Ghetto Van Gogh!
Elektra: Blow all over my face!
Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.
Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?
Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
Elektra: Blow all over my face!
Big Herc coats Elektra's face with goo. She needs five towels to clean-up.
Elektra: So why do they call you the Ghetto Van Gogh?
Big Herc: Cuz I'm from the hood and a master at painting faces!
by ZXY&ABC July 8, 2020
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