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Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.
My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.
by TKinfinity July 13, 2019
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garfield

a god forlorn beast, the building block and the destroyer of the multiverse. pastafarians fear him.
Garfield: i'm sorry jon arbuckle
jon : Garfield why n
by EgGeuua November 18, 2019
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Garfield

"Garfield, you ate all of my lasagna *takes out flamethrower and lights him on fire*
by L0R1 December 9, 2020
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Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.
dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.
by Milky Potato December 9, 2020
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garfienky

To act or talk like Garfield
Why are you acting so garfienky ?
by 🥸 March 14, 2021
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garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.
Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.
by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021
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Garfage

The combination between garbage and the popular cartoon cat Garfield that mostly relates to messy food or spilled or disgusting food or something disgusting in general such as vomit or spit.
Clean your garfage of the floor
by HuskyHacker25 March 23, 2021
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