girth monkeys

the person who rides girth like a horney chimp

get of me you fuckin girth monkey

by Phill Stone January 16, 2004

Girther

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Congressman Anthony Weiner (D-NY) did not send a lewd photo of his underoos to a woman that is not his wife via Twitter. May also refer to conspiracy theorist who debate whether the photo is of Rep. Weiner's "long form" or "short form".

Yea, FireDog007 at Kos totally smacked down those Girthers. He said that the picture was not Rep. Weiner because his name is Rep. Weiner ergo his family is known for size of same and the picture is obviously nothing to name your family after ipso facto it is not Rep. Weiner.

by Harvey Ploughjogger November 7, 2011

Girtha

Medical name for Having a massive cock.
Usually means girls cannot have sex with you because your dick is too big

Girl #1: Did you sleep with mando last night??
Girl #2: heck no! I put my hand down his pants and he has girtha!

by brodr22 February 21, 2011

girther movement

A movement that doubts the legitimacy of Donald Trump’s weight because of a conspiracy theory that Trump is unable to be factual on any matter.

The Girther movement called out trump on his claim he is 6'3" and weighs 229 lbs

by Shakti's mom January 17, 2018

Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.

Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."

by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009

Girth worm

Dead penis.

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!

by vealteen March 14, 2010

Girthboard

riding on a large penis- woman I once worked with informed me that she had been with a man with a large dick and the "girth" on it was massive. Definition of the word girth being the measurement of something from the middle.

Obviously she rode this as she was a total tramp. In addition to Beyonces " Drunk in Love" she rode on the 'girthboard'

by Backsteetbitch May 3, 2014