German

The German language is the official language of Austria, Belgium, Germany, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, South Tyrol in Italy, and Switzerland. It is descended from high german, and is the ancestor of the English language, the language of commerce.

it is unique in that, in addition to the 26 standard letters, german has three additional vowels and the Eszett, which is a variation of "s".

With over 100 million speakers, german is the most common language in Europe, and one of the most spoken languages on Earth.

Germany: Ach, Deutschland. so voller Kultur! wahr nicht, meine Freunde?

England:I beg your pardon?

Germany: Ich verstehe Sie nicht. Bitte wiederholen?

England: This gets us nowhere!

American: What're y'all talkin' 'bout? Hey German, no one asked y'all to speak Chinese!

China: 不拖我到这了 ！

Germany:Mein Gott, Das bedeutet Krieg!

by Stanley the Talking Grapefruit August 14, 2014

German Knuckle Cake

German Knuckle Cake (noun) A slang term for fisting someone is the ass.

Her asshole was so big I could have fit a German knuckle cake in there.

by Pox March 23, 2006

German Geronimo

Receiving a blowjob while having your head shaved.

Spaz received a German Geronimo at a very shady, yet surprisingly serviceable barber shop.

by SlimGravy February 8, 2008

German

A group that, along with blacks and puerto ricans, have the largest average penis size

Blacks, Germans, and Puerto Ricans have massive cocks.

by George Jettson July 29, 2005

Germans

Deragotory description of another person's belated observation or contribution to the conversation or thread, indicating that their observation is 'old news' despite they're thinking it's 'new news.' Etiology: Belushi's character (Bluto) asks, " Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?" to which Otter questions Boon, "Germans?" Boon responds "Forget it, he's on a roll."

Posting a link to a news story 2 - 3days old which has already been discussed ad nauseum: Brittany Spears may not be a good role model .. That so Germans.

by LSUs Fat Man February 1, 2009

germine

To bounce uncontrollably with no purpose but to make fun of Madame germine

I germined when I saw Madame Germine walking in the hallway.

by Urban-Elite November 25, 2021

germanious

exellent ;variation-germaniously;exellently

dude, this cheeseburger is germanious. variation-dude, this cheeseburger is germaniously put together.

by ponoichi oda May 19, 2010