Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

or

when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off

sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!

by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008

Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexual

n. A type of person some futurists expect to experiment in becoming for temporary or indefinite periods of time. With the application of nanotechnology, one's person has the psychological configuration of one sex and the exterior configuration of the opposite sex, while possessing the ability to switch between real male and female genitalia at will with simple thought commands

Tommy: Hey, Seth! Let's become Dual Genitalia Nanotranssexuals tonight. We'll both look and sound like hot girls. And when we're fucking, we can take turns eating each other's pussies, sucking each other's cocks, and cockfucking each other.

Seth: Okay. Why not? This is the male-end solution to the philosophical problem of not knowing what it's like to be a lesbian or what our girlfriends feel when we're fucking them.

by Component X August 28, 2008

Genital Crank

A device invented in late 1840s Michigan that fell out of use by the end of the 19th century. No sketches or diagrams of the device are known to exist, though its name and contemporaneous accounts from diaries, letters and other primary sources suggest that its use was sexual in nature. To wit, "Ere I been Gone Now Two Moons marchng with Genneral Grant and Tis All I can Bear to Bee without the Warm Comfort of Your Bed as you Work the Genital Crank in the Night-time," one Union soldier wrote to his mistress in 1863. References to the "Sex Axe," thought to be a component of the genital crank, buttress this theory. The genital crank is also thought to have played a role in the mysterious sexual act known as "Getting Hometowned in Jackson."

"Did you remember to bring the genital crank?"

by Lonnie J. September 15, 2008

genita

To take one's property and make your own with justification.

You just genita'd my bagel." "Did you genita my pen?

by Penless in Seattle December 29, 2010

Genital ram

A Gential ram is when more than 3 men bash each other with their genitals. Usually they end up sexual.

Hey Jim, My buddy you wanna Genital ram.

by Dicks out for my dude Harambe December 16, 2016

Genis

A term used for a girl's penis.

Who wants to see my gigantic genis?

by NoSquidsHere May 27, 2021

ambiguous genitals

When a man is unable to determine whether he's with a woman or a lady-boy because he can't determine whether she has a vagina or an inverted penis.

Marco: Hey Pablo, how'd you do last night? Did you score with the chick you were taking to?
Pablo: Yeah man, we went back to her place and went at it but I'm not sure she wasn't a he. Her vagina just looked and felt weird. I don't know she's got some ambiguous genitals.
Marco: She's probably just been with a lot of black guys!
Pablo: Man, I hope so.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2021