2 definition by NoSquidsHere

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A penis that cannot pee or get erected.
John: Bro I can't pee or get an erection
Dan: Your penis must be penistarded
by NoSquidsHere October 31, 2020

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A penis that is unable to urinate or get erected.
Jim: Yo I can't piss or get an erection
Rick: Well your penis must be penistarded
by NoSquidsHere October 30, 2020

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