Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio.

Dude she gave me a Gladstone Geyser last night, I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess, but it was so worth it!

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Gladstone Geyser

When you have a female fill her mouth with diet coke and pop a mentos right before fellatio

Dude she gave me a gladstone geyser last night, it was incredible but I had to call a cleaning company to handle the mess. So worth it though.

by Mahogany Mauler August 11, 2025

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

gastronomical Geiger counter

Yer noisy "butt-crack" dat "cracklingly" detects whenever you've been in close proximity to baked beans or cabbage.

John claimed he hadn't had any beans for supper, but his loudly-registering gastronomical Geiger counter told a different story!

by QuacksO November 11, 2025

80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.

Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.

by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011

White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”

by LilNiggy November 24, 2013

Hannes af Geijerstam

A man who has preformed in modus. A show on netflix and tv4.

I saw Hannes af Geijerstam sing in a tv show the other day!
Ok.

by Paduski October 3, 2018