Geek Doorbell

When your friend is coming to pick you up, instead of coming to the door, they text you to come out.

Sara: When is Chad coming to pick you up?
Beth: He should be here any minute.
(random ringtone for text alerts)
Beth: Oh, that's him now!
Sara: How did you know?
Beth: He texted me. You know, geek doorbell.

by MinxK January 13, 2011

geekasm

1. A feeling of euphoria experienced when witnessing something exceptionally cool.

2. An advanced state of accomplishment and associated euphoric feelings at the conclusion of an arduous task within the I.T. field.

(1) "Man, the trailer for Episode III - Revenge of the Sith, gave me a <b>geekasm</b>!"

(2) "It wasn't until the computer did something I thought it never would... something I wanted it to do, that I was overcome with a <b>geekasm</b>. I just HAD to tell someone... preferably on slashdot."

by Kunttray April 21, 2005

Geek Rule #627

If it has to do with bacon, 99.999% of the time, its a good idea

Jack - "Let's make some bacon cheese burgers."
Joe- "You know, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, according to Geek Rule #627."

by MasterVash May 6, 2011

band geek

A band geek by definition is:
1. A person who calls the band hall their second home.
2. Has the ability to play 5 or more instruments.
3. Participates in musicals, ignoring the long hours of torture, but enjoying it thoroughly.
4. Dates other band geeks.
5. Has no problem repeating things.
6. Has no problem repeating things.
7. Will skip other classes to be in the band.
8. Are always happy, or appear to be, no matter how bad things get.
9. Are the coolest people in school.
10. Are always having fun, through playing, dating, having sex, etc...
11. 200 times better than "orch dorks" and "choir queers" combined, and they know it.

The band geek appears to be a normal student... Until they enter the band hall...

by Joey Blanchette May 17, 2005

Geekool

Some guy or girl who's some kind of geek but without losing the style.

A:You know like that guy Anna goes out with, he's very cool though he's some sort of geek or something.

B: Oh, yeah, he's a geekool?

A:Yeap, that's it!

C: Are you talking about my boyfriend again?

by a geekool's sister October 30, 2010

geekbeef

A man who is totally geeky but still really hot. Can be graded like normal beef.

Man that computer software engineer is some Grade A geekbeef

by josh rock July 6, 2008

Geek Loop

The assembly of all the geeks at a company who skip lunch to sit at their desks and play video games against each other. The activity usually repels women and attracts zits. Gleeful squeals can usually be heard shouted sporadically between 12am-1PM as new virtual weapons are acquired, points accumulated and general disconnect from reality peaks to new dizzying levels.

Patrick: It's 12 o'clock! You know what that means...
Rob: Clicking wars!!!
Both: YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Patrick: God I love Geek Loop.

by Christopholis2 August 13, 2008