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Geezer

Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.

Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.

Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
by notgaymkay October 22, 2022
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Geebergum

A person who spreads misinformation thinking it's factual
"You're not smart you're geebergum"
by Borack obama December 5, 2022
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shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.
Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.
by free4all23 June 26, 2009
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amazing geezer

UK (only?) : amazing + geezer = amazing geezer

Top bloke, Good man, male person who went above and beyond (the call of duty).
Guy1: That Jeff guy is an amazing geezer; he lent me the cab fare to get home. When I tried to pay him back he said, "keep it as a birthday present"!
Guy2: Sweet! Yeah, he's smarter all right. He paid for my hash too!
by Mart2038 June 2, 2015
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Triple Geezer

When a woman inserts your penis, and both testicles in her oral cavity as an act of sexual pleasure / debauchery
" Yo, you know Karen? The chick from last night? the catholic girl ? That bitch hit me with the triple geezer !!"
by WhoAmI667 September 15, 2019
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The Geezer

Soak your hands, either intentionally or through doing dishes until they are wrinkley and pruned. Then go to work on yourself. Its like receiving a geriatric handie.
Wife made me do dishes last night, but I finished strong with the Geezer... that's not soap film on her favorite coffee mug.
by No Limit Llama March 10, 2020
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Weebert Geebert

1 An idiotic brainless imbecile that gets his/her Safe Space hurt.

2 How to make someone mad by trolling them and you just sprinkle it in like an insult.

3 What you call someone who has a dumb expression on their face and in general looks like they live in West Virginia. You know, those Wrong Turn and Deliverance looking creatures. Or the Hills have Eyes. Tallgembout generations of incest.
"That's not how you get a million subscribers Matt Cox, GOSH you're such a Weebert Geebert" example 1

Person A "I dont agree with you, I think that Real Estate Investments is a good money making play"
Person B "You cant do that, its Fraud!"
Person A "Get over it... And quit being a Weebert Geebert Danny. You're acting really weeby... weebish" example 2

"Danny are you ok? Why do you look like that? You look like a Weebert Geebert" example 3
by Errl Dabbington May 14, 2020
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