Geometry Dash

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cub gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS!!
shT gameMOD is AbOOT fLYYING ovhA SPEEKA!!!!
bla gameMOD is AbOOT *using a magic gravity changing device that inverts your gravity 2.5325 times the speed of light at a radius of 2 kilometers whilst on a plane flying to oklahoma*
CRAP gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS boot FLAI
WwE gameMOD is AbOOT fLYYING but BEEtAH!
ROB gameMOD is AbOOT JAPMING OVHA SHPHEEEECCKKHAS boot JAPM HAIGH!
sCaaRRy 😨 gameMOD is AbOOT bla BUtT fsTA

gam HAV edITor 4 MAK levAH!!
edITor HAV tRIGGAH!
tRIGGAH iS fOUr aCTIon 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
tRIGGAH HAV 43 TIPES!

you HAV abILITee tOO US yoR own SONGS!
use OLDROOFS tOO gETH costume SONGS!

spED porTRALES mAK YUR GAM FSAT!!!

YU COLECT COIN 😊
YU COLECT SEKRT COIN 😐
YU COLECT BLU BALL 🤨
YU COLECT DIMAND 😮
YU COLECT KEE 😧
YU COLECT SHRAD 😨
YU COLECT CRETOR PONTI!!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

pKin ORB jMAP a BEET
ylO ORB jMAP nORmlA!
RDe ORB jmAP too MOON!!!
blu ORB invrET GravTYI 💀💀
gRENN ORB invrET GravTYI bott CURV!
blcKA ORB mov PLyaR dOWN!
dASH ORB is EPKI!

THKANKS FRO WTACHIGN!!

geometry dash be gofy ah

by jbfkid February 8, 2023

The Geometry Dash Effect

A phenomenon where a video game and it's community get no updates for so long that when it finally does get an update the community will lose all brain cells and create things in which most regular people could never comprehend.

Person 1: "The fuck is going on with those people, the game just updated!"

Person 2: "That's just the geometry dash effect doing it's thing."

by Lopadotemachoselachogaleokra February 17, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

by this creature January 22, 2024

Geometry Dash

A form of male Birth Control

"male birth control already exists. its called Geometry Dash, But you're not ready for that conversation" - AeonAir, Geometry Dash Player.

by ChaozTyphoon May 6, 2023

Geometry Dash

A game created by Robert “RobTop” Topala in 2013, based on The Impossible Game.

Person 1: Hey, wanna play some Geometry Dash?
Person 2: No, that game sucks!
Person 1: Kys.

by NachoVy March 17, 2024

Geometry Star

This ritual involves three males, one builds a rare worthy level and the other two fuck the builder non-stop until the level receives the rate

We’re gonna fuck you till you become a geometry star and get this level rated!!

by GGman[GD] September 6, 2021

Geometry Dash

A game which is never going to be updated to 2.2 and got taken off the playstore LOL it was made by RubRub who has been using Twitter smh. it's still pretty cool tho.

Person: man geometry dash is such a fun game I wish it would update though

by matrixity May 4, 2023