I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)

He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

by Death Menace August 30, 2022

Gayel

An amazing role model figure whom many people love. (Pastor's wife)has an amazing personality and is great once she opens up

{Everyone loves GAYEL}

by idklol123 January 14, 2010

Gayed out

Tired, exhausted, from the former expression "fagged out" circa 1960's slang, with the connotation of having exhausted one's self doing gay-related activities.

I've been working day and night for months to pull off this fundraiser for the Gay Liberation Collective. I'm not only "fagged out", I'm "gayed out".

by GayLiber December 10, 2010

gayed

when someone suddenly takes on stereotypical homosexual qualities, which usually out of character for that person

"...so i punched him in the gut, and then he just gayed up on us"

by eightball August 5, 2004

gayed off

A teacher forcing a sixth grade class to perform Shakespeare

Johhny: Man, studying Romeo & Juliet really blows. Mr. Ford has really gayed off today

by mercutiohatah February 4, 2010

gayed out

Wussed out.

I was going to stab my boss, but I gayed out.

by fuckunt3000 October 23, 2008

Gayeedan

This is a Persian (Farsi) word meaning...basically the worst thing you can do to another human being. It's like raping but in the worst, most violent, degrading way possible.

I went to the DMV, waited in 10 different lines, asked 20 different people for help and finally gayeedan 'till they gave me my license.

by Jujubee16 January 12, 2009