gary bettman

1. Commisioner of the NHL
2. A greedy, selfish, stuck-up jerk. Must be fired.

Gary Bettman is the worst commisioner of any sport ever.

by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004

axe gary

An axe-wielding maniac from the Tampa Bay area who offers legal advice when you call his 1-800 number after an accident.

If you've been in an accident, call 1-800 AXE GARY.

I dunno 'bout choo, but I'ma call 1-800 AXE GARY!

by beknighted March 20, 2014

gadder gary

A scary terminator

Wow Uncle Ron, ur such a gadder gary!

by Jackson Dietz May 24, 2020

Gary

A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..

Gary is a mug

by Garyisamug June 29, 2017

Gary

A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.

fuck your such a Gary

by Gary.h January 10, 2019

Gary

Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.

Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.

by Roaster83 October 27, 2018

The Gary

The Gary is when a Janitor puts silverware in his mouth to gain pleasure.

He just did The Gary!

by Micky_B January 18, 2019