Gweed

Another word for guido.
AKA, a greasy self obsessed Italian representing that of puma or adidas clothing, idolizing muscle milk, hgh, and power bars. The super gweed finds himself (usually not of the female variety) even obligated to wear baby powder from time to time if only half a bottle of cologne is present (not enough). and last but not least they emulate Gatti's.

Gweed quotes:

"eh two heinakens"
"got ne moose?"
"Eh jerry, should i wear a shirt under this sweater?"
"Eh Leroy, u think dis looks good with my chest hairs poppin outt my wife beat?"
"fuck me, wears my pube comb? ahh fuck it ill use my tooth brush"

by Savo93 February 2, 2009

Gweed

Slang) Short for "good weed." Created by Rogue, and Silver.

Proper) A Baffoon, someone stupid, retarded, idiot, ect.

See Also: Gweedis, Weedis.

Damn that's some Gweed, Dude!!!

by .::Rogue::. April 24, 2006

geesh

carbonated soft drinks. The geesh sound is made when opening the bottle or can

im thirsty, i need a bottle of geesh

by dannyboy2021 June 22, 2008

gwee

to orgasm

O my God your going to make me fucking gwee!

I'm going to gwee so hard

by ParadiZzL October 7, 2008

Feeding the Geese

An excuse for jackin' the beanstalk (see wank) when ones back is turned towards another person.

Jake: Kevin, what are you doing by the computer? What's your arm moving like that for?

Kevin: Oh... um... uhh... I'm just feeding the geese.

Jake: I didn't know geese eat that.

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

gees

Jesus, jees, jeeeesus, geeesus, gees

"The Cowboys are leading 28-0"
"Gees"

by Benteke October 6, 2015

geesus

the polite way to blapheme God's name

geesus! like god damn it

by machinegorillaz January 26, 2004