GARL

Greasy Anal Residue Leakage

While I was sick for two days I had a some major garl issues.

by Garl master November 8, 2009

garlic

a street name for marijuana or weed, commonly used among college art students

garlic can spice up any situation making everything less bland, especially art class

"hey man you got some garlic, im all out"

"dude, garlic would really spice this up nicely"

"im thinkin that the vampires are coming... give me some of that garlic"

"gaaalic" (someone already high might say it this way)

by ...slate... January 14, 2009

Garlic Muncher

A derogatory, and somewhat amusing, term for the French

French PM Jacques Chirac is nothin but a snail chewing, GARLIC MUNCHING, beret wearing surrender monkey!

by Austin Powers' Fajah July 18, 2005

Garlic Vag

An insult one gives to another be it male or female. Males tend to get more offended because it implies that they A) have a vagina therefore they must be a girl...or a hermaphrodite and B) Their vagina stinks like garlic.. twice offended with one insult. Females would be offended because it implies that they don't wash often and therefore their vagina stinks like garlic. Whoever you say it to, it's bound to get an unpleasant reaction somewhere down the line. The term can also be used in conjunction with 'Your mother' insult for added effect.

Guy1: Yo dude, stfu go lick your ma's garlic vag. Guy2: wtf, nigga stfu you're the one with the garlic vag! Guy1: Fuck you and your garlic vag! | Guy2Girl: Hey do you smell that?? It smells like garlic vag.. ewww it's you isn't it!!! DIRTY BITCH!! gtfo go and wash!! Girl2Guy: Umm, wtf are you on about. I don't have a 'Garlic Vag'. How could you even suggest such a thing. *closes legs and prenteds to sniff around her crotch to make sure it's not her*

by Joori January 10, 2010

garlic man

Garlic man is a man who loves garlic, goats, Pauls and beards. He has a striking resemblance to Scott Pendlebury and Mark Webber. When he has consumed too many drinks he resembles Sid The Sloth from Ice Age.

I wish I was a cool as a garlic man!

by Dockingadam November 15, 2014

Glarb

A zombie with no teeth, whom gums your shoulder, they also have no nails, thus they cannot spread infection. They sit on your shoulder until flicked in the nose, then run away crying.

After the zombiepocalypse we kept a pet glarb to help carry our stuff

by Sinister Claws January 9, 2010

doctor garland

to sum things up, doctor garland is an ugly piece of shit who teaches cp chem at westford academy. she smokes pot and injects heroine as often as she can between blocks. she has this unbelievably annoying laugh that goes something like this: AH - HEH- heh- HEh- HEH. towards the end of her laugh, u can sense that she realizes that people are laughing at her and not with her, and she keeps laughing bcuz shes in denial. i hate doing her stupid fucking conversions. she also makes this stupid bunny face with her front teeth. she is sarah forsyth in 20 years, bcuz they are both ugly fucks who think people care about what they say.

u r such a doctor garland! i hope u die!

by Who? October 4, 2004