flumpy

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit.

Your daughter was good enought to give me a flumpy yesterday.

by drewdown January 19, 2003

Flump Chump

A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.

That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.

by ManFlow December 11, 2009

frump-eh

An extreme level of frump; the highest stage of frumpy one can achieve.

Dude, these cookies have knocked me out and I'm stuck on the couch. I'm just super frump-eh.

by MsTiffness November 20, 2010

Frumpitude

(Frump, 'tude, -tude), the state or condition of someone concidered to be common, dull, & unkempt, with a grudge against something; the quality of being average & innocuous, yet confrontational.

Without the Fitness Guru's & the Fashionistas, the Concerned Citizen' Advisory Meeting became the Hall of Frumpitude.

by DarthJohnny March 13, 2011

flumpos

The sound a hard terd makes that is difficult to pass, or a large hard terd.

After much waiting and pressure the terd drops into the bowl - flumpos.

by Dr. Iswakowa December 14, 2013

frumped

to be unfriended or dumped by a friend

joe unceremoniously frumped jim after jim hit on joes girl

by ionbomb June 3, 2015

Frumpert

A midget from Australia

Person 1: are you seeing anyone?

Person 2: yeah, he's a frumpert

Person 1: unlucky comrade

by SuckMyNoodle May 19, 2016