Finch Fucker

A man that attracts finches in his anal cavity by hanging from a tree upside down with peanut butter and bird seed spread in his anus pretending to be a bird feeder.

A Finch Fucker can be seen hanging upside down like a circus clown with a mound of peanut and bird seed on his taint and ass waiting for an innocent finch to fly and make a nest.

by Finchfuckerstopper October 20, 2009

Crap-Fucker

When you are so aggravated that you cannot generate a proper swear word/phrase to express your deep annoyance and simply yell a random combination of curse words that do not have any cohesive meaning when said in conjunction.

"SABRINAAAA!! WTF stop moving my things, I'm going to smack you in the face you CRAP-FUCKERRR!!!!!"

by lkvjeiwegmpweg! December 19, 2008

pickle fucker

the worst possible initiation ritual in high school that seniors did to one freshman dude in particular, consisting of getting his pants ripped down, having a pickle shoved in his ass, and having to walk ten feet. it fell out, and he had to take a bite and try the ten feet again. he finished the task after taking four bites.
(this was from clerks 2.)

jay: hey, thanks piclke fucker. *'pickle fucker' gave them his mooby's food, in doubt he wouldn't like it*
graves: how do you know we call him pickle fucker?
jay: you call him pickle fucker?
(paraphrasing from clerks 2.)

by love-bruises March 8, 2007

couch fucker

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

by diksenormous May 26, 2006

bum fucker

A women who dates a man without a job, car, or house.

Sarah has been a bum fucker for almost 8 months. She is dating Danny.

by Popabigballz September 20, 2010

fetus fucker

A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.

Roberto is such a fetus fucker.

by Blenderhead71 July 20, 2008

The Crimson Fucker

A.k.a Alucard (TFS Hellsing Abridged)

Catholic Priest : "OMIGOD! It's the CRIMSON FUCKER!"
Alucard : "Give me a huuuug!" (then cannibalizes him)

by Nemortul November 13, 2019