Drunk freshman (df)

A freshman that shows up drunk to a party they weren't invited to, continues drinking then passes out somewhere within the house/apartment

Hey have you met drunk freshman (df) yet? She's that chick passed out on the floor we don't know her name so now it's DF.

by AHO-W February 6, 2012

Saggy freshman

A sterotypical freshman in highschool tends to act like an eighth graders and refused to be normal examples: stoping in the hallway or arguing about politics when you can't vote

"Did you see those saggy freshman in the hallway"
"Yeah the're pretty stupid"

by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable February 28, 2020

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy

James F Byrnes Freshman Academy. A nasty ass school filled with roaches crawling, stank ass hoes, bloody tampons on the floor, and nasty dick sucking mfs in the bathroom. You can find your local red necks and wanna be gang bangers here. The School so damn broke, they barley can afford to get the nasty ass school cleaned.

James F. Byrnes Freshman Academy is nasty

by boisuckmyboi October 13, 2021

Fuck Boy Car Freshener

Ladies, if you get into a guys car and he has the black ice car freshener that’s a red flag that he’s a fuck boy and can’t be trusted. Stay woke to other possible red flags.

Monique: “(sniffing around as she gets inside Arty’s car) It smells like fuck boys in here!”
Arty: “Wtf! 😂 lmao. What do fuck boys smell like?”
Monique: “Like this! (looks around and sees the black ice tree) oh! No wonder it smells like fuck boys! It’s because you have the fuck boy car freshener!”

by Mo Lorraineee February 4, 2019

Freshman Fuck Syndrome

Shown mostly in upperclassman jocks, this syndrome can be painful if left untreated. Typically, only people with a Y chromosome experience this, although their are rare reports of girls suffering. The only cure is maturing, but most people suffering from this cannot mentally mature past fourth grade. Most patients typically have intercourse with any willing underclassman, usually horny freshman. Many of these sufferers cheat on their current same-age partner with younger, naive girls.

Freshman girls are warned to stay away from these boys, as nothing comes out of these relationships except a broken hymen, STDs, pregnancy, and ho status.

Sean: Dude, did you see Bob chatting up that chick Marissa?
Jake: Hell yeah! Dude, how old is she?
Sean: 14! Talk about Freshman Fuck Syndrome.

by Shayy :]] October 27, 2008

Freshmanopause

Being ready for school to be over as a freshman and the symptoms that come along with it including, lack of enthusiasm, unwillingness to do homework and or a severe dislike of the ninth grade.

Person 1: School sucks when is it over
Person 2: get over your freshmanopause, you have three years left.

by deadorstilldeadagain April 6, 2009

Freshman 15

When a first year college student comes back the following year and appears to have gained about 15 pounds from eating too much and not enough exercise.

Did you see Ashley and her new fatass? She went through Freshman 15.

by DPKids August 11, 2009