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Freshman at life

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"
Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.
by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014
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Pantene Freshness

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing
Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom
by The Triple M August 1, 2010
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Freshmen Seminar

The extent of hell on earth. It is similar to having your genitals cut off by an elderly man's rusty braces.
I have seminar next period, but thats ok- I'm planning a suicide at lunch!
by Alec Eiffel January 17, 2005
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lowery freshman center

One big dump of a school that smells like weed and the teachers are best friends with the rats and roaches he's in the ceiling
Bob: hey Billy you go to Lowery Freshman center right?
Billy: ya why

Bob: oh...How are the rats doin?
by 42069Philly cheese steak42069 February 21, 2017
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freshmany

the act of acting like a freshman, such as annoying/ disturbing upperclassmen, or constantly sleeping/joking in class. Freshmany always relates to freshman in high school or a university. You can tell one who will be freshmany by that person being loud or arrogant of others.
You! The group in the back of the room, you guys have to stop acting so freshmany. PAY ATTENTION
by mike j-russ March 22, 2010
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freshman hubris

Idiotic behavior among college freshmen, usually in the form of egocentric rambling, that would lead us to believe that they know everything, if we didn't know better.
Is that guy STILL talking about the book he's writing on zen buddhism? He's so full of shit!!

Yeah, he's got a bad case of freshman hubris.
by c_papav April 8, 2011
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freshman congestion

when freshman in highschool gather in clusters in the hallways, which makes other people annoyed and/or late to class.
teacher: why were you late to class again?

student: there was a bunch of *freshman congestion*.

teacher:dont get held up again!
by marshallthelaw November 16, 2011
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