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freshman

a person in their first year of high school. They get lost a lot the first week. They get canned and try to stick together for safety. They often become pets of older people like sophmores, juniors, and seniors. They get written on with sharpies a lot. They also have musical butts.
-Hey Look! I found a freshman!

-Mine!
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cock-blocking freshman fuck

a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.

cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.

cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
by tangerine kicks daisies November 12, 2009
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Freshmenitis

(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:

Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.

Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.

Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.

Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.

The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.

Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.

The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.

The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.

The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.

Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation
Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."

Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"
by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010
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Freshmen fathers

Fathers who have a freshmen daughter at a college/university.
Upperclassmen male: "Freshmen fathers, thank you for your daughters!"
by .max. June 17, 2009
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freshman

Annoying 9th graders who show up on the first day of high school thinking there the shit, only to find out that there stupid and should show some respect to the there fellow sophomores, juniors, and seniors.
Not all freshman are stupid and annoying just the ones who hang out in large groups.
by seth May 21, 2004
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Freshmen 15

A excessive amount of weight gained by first year collage students by consuming Alcohol and other carbs during the stress of collage
Dude... You freshmen 15nd on me fatty
by Pancakes99 August 27, 2016
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freshman 15

when freshmen in college gain 15 pounds because they drink every day of the week and have no self control whatsoever.
Do you wanna come drinking with me and the girls tonight?

.. It’s a Tuesday night.. I’m also not trying to gain the freshman 15.
by TheEmployee August 22, 2020
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